Saturday, December 1, 2012

Survivor: Philippines...Crazy Luck

Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. Occasionally, chance favors the desperate. Jonathan was a man without an alliance, making his vote for Abi rather than Pete on day twenty-two a colossal error that he was unlikely to recover from. But, as luck would have it, the fringe members of the Tandang alliance began turning on its leaders, the Evil Three, temporarily prolonging Jonathan's Survivor life.
And then sometimes chance favors the bitter, the obnoxious, and the toxic. Abi's behavior had made her tribe mates eager to be rid of her, making her good fortune at the Survivor Auction the only thing that stood between her and a one-way ticket to the Ponderosa. She literally bought her way into the final round of the Immunity Challenge, which presented no difficulties to someone that had rested on her backside for two grueling rounds and was not carrying any additional weight. Yet, she barely beat Carter, and then strutted about as if she had just set the course record in the Ironman Triathlon, making most of us want to vomit.
Abi's temporary stay of execution meant trouble for Jonathan, who had foolishly and inexplicably refused Michael's and Lisa's generous offer of a final three deal that most likely would have saved him. After that blabbermouth Lisa alerted him to her new alliance's plan to eliminate him, he attempted to round up enough votes to eliminate major threat Denise instead, but was unable to convince Michael and Lisa to violate their final four deal with Denise and Malcolm.

Two hasbeens down. One to go. As well as a crazy bitch, a tattletale, and Butthead's best friend.

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