Survivor: Philippines...No Respect

So...They are going to drag the histrionic soul sucker's carcass to the end after all. Why? Because those pesky lofty ideals that their spokesperson (Denise) bragged about two Tribal Councils ago were getting inconvenient, and voting out the tough competitors that are considered "deserving" and keeping vile incompetents is a beloved time-honored Survivor tradition.

Poor Carter never had a chance. He was everything that Abi is not...competitive, likable, and worthy of a few jury votes, which made him someone that the members of a certain final four alliance would rather see on the jury than sitting next to them at the final Tribal Council. His plea for respect as a fellow competitor went ignored and he was packed off to the Ponderosa by a unanimous vote.

Malcolm emerged victorious from a win or run along to the Ponderosa Immunity Challenge seemingly unaware of the necessity of the win and ready to send that bitch Abi to disrupt the peaceful harmony of the jury. A chat with Michael shifted the focus from the necessity of peace at camp to the importance of being parked next to someone that the jury hates at the final Tribal Council, and marked the beginning of the end for Carter.

When Michael's son gave himself road rash climbing a tree, I knew my hunch about the amount of time that the Skupin family clocks at their local ER had been dead on.

Denise is two or three Tribal Councils away from being the only Survivor in history to have the distinction of attending every Tribal Council of an entire season. If she makes it to the last one, she deserves to win.

The emotional roller coaster ride that we are trapped on with Lisa needs to end. It's nauseating and it endangers the Survivor lives of better players, who, incidentally, did not require their loved ones to suggest the obvious to them. The only people I want to see win less than Lisa is the crazy bitch and the hasbeen, in that order.

Speaking of the loved ones...I was right about Butthead paying the Survivors a visit. I was just wrong about who he was going to be there to see.