Wednesday night's episode of
Survivor was the reality game show version of an object lesson in the hazards of merging one dysfunctional family with another...alliances shift, the crazy declare war, and the dumbest tribe name in the history of the game is suggested, voted into existence, and painted on a flag for all to mock.
The first item on Michael's agenda post merge is to negotiate an alliance, any alliance, that will eliminate three of his Tandang family members, Abi, Pete, and Artis because, in the humble opinion of Catastrophe Walking, they are "too rude to run this game." This from the man that traded a feast to the enemy for a potful of uncooked rice.
Jeff plotted on Day 1 to rid us all of hasbeen Jonathan, but then saw the necessity of making a temporary deal with the hasbeen when said hasbeen copped to having the hidden immunity idol. With the merge providing potential comrades to join him in his campaign against the hasbeen, Jeff lost no time recruiting Abi, Pete, Artis, and Malcolm in exchange for aligning with them against RC, and then had no problem making a deal with Michael (the other hasbeen) to go after most of his new alliance (Abi, Pete, and Artis) in exchange for Michael's aid in getting rid of Jonathan, whom Michael had already agreed to help in the game since hasbeens with targets on their backs need to stick together. Jeff is targeting hasbeens and pitting them against each other, and that's all the reason I need to keep him my favorite.
Lisa continued in the role of dysfunctional family caretaker after the merge, but was not opposed to taking a friendly swim with Jonathan, who knew her secret and left the encounter thinking that he had finally managed to bond with someone. And then "the church lady", as Malcolm affectionately refers to her, cut Jonathan's throat at Tribal Council, casting her vote to kick him off the island. Lisa is physically and mentally tough in challenges and seems to make decisions based on strategy rather than emotion, which is why I hope she outlasts the Survivor pretenders she is forced to share space with.
While we're on the subject of pretenders...Watching Jeff try (in vain) to explain the voting strategy to Carter before Tribal Council gave me a headache. The prevailing theories are that Carter's IQ falls into the Borderline Low range on the IQ scale, or he's got a stash of medicinal marijuana somewhere on that island. My money's on stoned.
Carter's polar opposite is Malcolm, whose presence of mind prompted him to join the Mean Kids alliance (Abi, Pete, and Artis) because that's where the power was. He's holding a hidden immunity idol and he made sweet-talking Lisa into keeping it a secret look easy. He's capable in any kind of challenge, but has managed to be perceived as less of a threat than he really is. He also has a loyal ally in former fellow Matsing, Denise. For a guy from a decimated tribe, Malcolm is situated pretty well. If he can safely navigate Abi's cycles of crazy, then I predict he will be arguing his case at the final Tribal Council.
Denise survived the chaos that was life at the Matsing camp, managed to avoid becoming a target at the Kalabaw camp, and is keeping a low profile at the Dangrayne camp. She won the first individual immunity necklace and has the distinction of attending (and surviving) every Tribal Council since the season began. She is loyal and she can keep a secret. She is everything an actual Survivor should be, and, hopefully, will outlast the pretenders she's stuck with.
Which brings us to Tribal Council, where that perpetual shit-stirrer Jeff (Probst) brings up the subject of betrayals, which prompts a confrontation between Abi and RC regarding RC's alleged betrayal of Abi's trust. RC truthfully denies Abi's allegations, which are ludicrous, being projections of Abi's own wrongdoings and figments of the maze of crazy in Abi's head.
In the end, RC's innocence was not a factor because the game had become a popularity contest that was rigged by her enemies, and Jonathan played his idol to save himself.
Another pretender down, four pretenders and two hasbeens to go.
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